foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via fake-mermaid)

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

(via fake-mermaid)

mom: wake up
me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

(Source: sfux, via fake-mermaid)

“As I mature I realize that I talk to myself more, I correct my own mistakes, I follow my own advice. Less people are around and that has allowed me to connect with myself. I’ve become one of my own best friends.”
– (via iamdante)

(via stoop-child)

Power and resistance

get-fit-avec-moi:

I wasn’t going to work out today because I came home fairly late because I was running the sound board for a concert but my guilt would eat me alive. ^.^ so I stuck it out and continued on. I didn’t work out as much as usually but I was still sweaty so im happy. Tomorrow I won’t be home till late because im going to Chicago for the day but im going to try and stick it out :p

anti-jiggle-epidemic:

Keep it up and try do your workout no matter what! When you do a workout, you never regret it, but when you skip one you always do. You’ll be happier if you do it as much as you possibly can’t. Remember, anyone can do great when they want to. It’s the times that you try to do great when you don’t want to that counts as much!